The end is near.

Guilt was invented by the "haves" to keep the "have nots" in their place.

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A sliver of moonlight

made a gash against

his naked flesh.

"You naughty girl"

he sighed contentedly,

as my mouth began the slow

downhill descent to his

nether regions.

"I had no idea

you were such a freak".

To which my twin replied,

"If we had a dime

Every time

We heard that

We wouldn't be here".